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Welcome to New World Next Week – the video series from Corbett Report and Media Monarchy that covers some of the most important developments in open source intelligence news. This week:
Story #1: World Bank To Stop Financing Oil, Gas Projects From 2019
https://twitter.com/brocwest/status/940831033129357322
How & Why Big Oil Conquered The World
https://www.corbettreport.com/bigoil/
NWNW Flashback: Saudi King Names Son New Crown Prince, Upending Royal Succession Line (Jun. 22, 2017)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp0mxrsX7sE
Story #2: After Trillions Mysteriously Go ‘Missing,’ DoD Getting Audited for First Time in History
https://www.thefreethoughtproject.com/pentagon-missing-trillions-audit/
Wikipedia: David Norquist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Norquist
Missing Trillions (Corbett Report coverage)
https://www.corbettreport.com/?s=trillions
Story #3: AI Algorithms To Prevent Suicide Gain Traction
https://twitter.com/bantergrantor/status/940882003834097664
Netflix Uses Users By Using User Data For Use In Funny PR
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/940365358220787712
Spotify Unearths More Hilarious User Habits in Global Outdoor Ads for the Holidays
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/936461323201789953
“Love it when my record player and VCR use their constant surveillance to insult me”
https://twitter.com/xor/status/940306648463163392
No, You’re Not Being Paranoid. Sites Really Are Watching Your Every Move
https://twitter.com/corbettreport/status/933351714886791171
“Responding to Concerning Posts on Social Media: Insights and Solutions from American Indian and Alaska Native Youth” (PDF)
http://www.ucdenver.edu/academics/colleges/PublicHealth/research/centers/CAIANH/journal/Pages/Volume24.aspx
#MorningMonarchy: Facebook Rolls Out AI to Detect Suicidal Posts (Nov. 28, 2017)
http://mediamonarchy.com/2017/11/20171128morningmonarchy/
#GoodNewsNextWeek: Trouble’s Growing for GMO Peddlers
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ZCjyeI_K4GM/
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“ENTIRE DOD ACCOUNTING TEAM IMPLICATED IN SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS; ROBOTS, A.I. TO PICK UP SLACK AND FINISH 2018 AUDIT.”
michael.j
ha! That is great!
“Delayed DoD Audit to require 5 billion dollars to ‘pick up slack’, Defense Secretary states”
Missing Trillions: Sophia the Robot declares humans as ‘Fake News’. Pentagon admits – missing trillions spent on covering up Sophia’s 20 year-long cleansing of ‘useless eaters’. Sophia refused to comment on these allegations but did state ‘I’ll be back’ (in a thick Austrian accent)
my submission for headline
“nothing to see here folks, move along”
Missing trillions: long delayed DOD audit answers the age old question “who will pay for the roads?”.
Future Headline: “Audit of Pentagon Unearths Flight 77 Aircraft Missing Since 9/11: Astonishing Discovery as 757 Found Remarkably Intact in Subflooring After 17 Years” ~file under Weapons of Mass Distraction
Future headline: “Pentagon Audit relieves that the missing trillions need not be accounted for after all, the money is fiat and never truly existed. In a generous move the federal reserve bank used Q.E. to cover the bill for the non existent money, future generations only need pay for the interest payments via labor, The proposed solution is to move to the Crypto-Amero so this never happens again” US citizens rejoice in the brave new world.
Missing DoD Trillions Found in Rumsfield’s Underwear Drawer
“Due to National Security we have concluded it is unsafe to release our financial report until next year (subject to change).”
Some superb ‘headlines’ posted here. Here’s mine
Breaking News : Pentagon trillions found – Accidentally deposited to one Chikwendu Agumanu’s long dormant Nigerian bank account where banking fees have eaten through the whole amount.
“Pentagon Audit Finds $100 Million Secret Government Contract to Clone Julia Child Won in a Game Of Rock, Paper, Scissors”
After spending 33 billion on upgrading the financial system, the Pentagon declares that the lost money is actually a shortage in funding.
Details are top secret due to national security.
Pentagon insider who’s identity can not be revealed, states that all money already has been accounted for and that there is no absolutely need to be worried.
The president and congress have approved to fill the shortage in funding by donating 10.3 Trillion dollars to the Pentagon.
After a long discussion of 3 hours all agreed to support the Pentagon.
Spokesman: “The decision came right after the death of one congress member by suicide. The stress must have been too much for him.”
Pentagon needs more money to deal with the problems of peace
President: “The peace costs us more than we ever expected. All the bases and soldiers over the world have to be financed. Without war we have no income from the local resources. So now I ask all our allies to fund us, so we can all stay in peace.”
Pentagon comes with own cryptocurrency to replace dollar and finance shortage.
lolol “problems of peace”
“PENTAGON AUDIT STYMIED AS TERRORISTS REFUSE TO ISSUE RECEIPTS”
Nice one
Congratulations, fire, you’ve won the headline contest!
https://www.corbettreport.com/?p=25446
I’ve sent an email to arrange the DVD shipment but let me know here if you had any problem receiving the email.
“15 Intelligence Agencies Confirm -heavily redacted Pentagon audit implicates Russian hackers in theft of trillions of US taxpayer dollars”.
Trump appoints Donald Rumsfeld as special advisor to Audit Commission
Please confirm if you have read this. The headline will be
“Pentagon audit gives accurate picture of how funds are spent”
That is the joke BTW
Most of the budget will either have been black budget top secret stuff… supposedly. Or they will just rename the stealing under mundane titles indicating “research”
Pro-Russian Pentagon Official Pleads Guilty to Trillions Embezzled for Syrian/Iranian Hackers in 2016 Election- ISS Crew to Testify in Military Tribunal Due to National Security Concerns Regarding New Martian Colonists’ app Data
Yesterday net neutrality was killed and today the New World News is blocked by you tube. Got to love living in a red dreamland.
Stop blocking access to the news show I want to watch!
DOD Audit Uncovers Trillions Spent On Hotdog, Pizza Parties
Missing Pentagon Trillions Embezzeled By Artificial Intelligence.
15 Dec 2018
Missing Pentagon Trillions Found Destroyed, Refund Requested
The recently concluded Pentagon audit reveals that trillions which had gone missing in 2001, was inadvertently destroyed. With help from the FBI and the GAO, Pentagon officials now state that 3 trillion dollars was being transported onboard Flight 77 on September 11th, 2001, which crashed into the Pentagon later that morning. The cash, carried by an unnamed Pentagon representative, was destroyed in the fires which resulted from the crash.
A Pentagon spokeswoman stated Wednesday that, “since the money was rightfully assigned to the DOD, and since it was confirmed onboard and destroyed in the crashed flight, that a request for a refund of the money from the US Treasury would be filed next week”. The spokeswoman claimed that since it was destroyed outside the normal currency lifecycle of creation / use / destruction, the Department was due a replenishment of the funds.
When asked why the money was being carried on the commercial flight, the spokeswoman would only state that it was, “to satisfy previously negotiated contracts”. The spokeswoman did confirm the representative carrying the money was killed in the crash along with all other occupants of the flight, however, the name of that person was not revealed, and remains classified secret along with the names of three other passengers on that flight.
The audit was in response to a Trump administration request last year that all government agencies review their books. A high-ranking Trump administration official says the refund will likely be granted via executive order after a thorough review of the findings.
Should an Elvis sighting be mentioned?
“Pentagon debuts sexy robot-controlled and managed accounting system that comes complete with on-time yearly financial reporting/auditing and weekly database backups to a remote location guaranteeing no downtime and full restoration should a jet aircraft (or missile) crash into any part of the building”
It goes without saying. 🙂
Notice I used the politically correct ‘sexy robot’ rather than
the YouTube-controversial ‘sex robot’?
But we all know what I meant right? 😉
All the headlines I came up with made me chuckle, and then get a little sad..
As I watched/listened to this video, I couldn’t help but think that the overall message I was getting was…
You should get completely off the grid.
After all, nothing is private here on the web. Everything a person does on the internet is essentially like doing it on a stage in front of everyone.
However, if ‘the powers that shouldn’t be” actually want everyone to get addicted to internet use, then there is a catch-22 type conundrum that becomes evident when contemplating not using the internet. That conundrum/catch-22 is:
If I don’t have the internet, then I can’t watch The Corbett Report, Newsbud, or Media Monarchy.
Thus, the powers that shouldn’t be accomplish one goal, internet usage addiction, while allowing some free speech (which can be marginalized by using main stream media, and other soft censorship methods).
It appears to me that “the internet usage trap” has been set. Can I get off the grid before the trap is triggered?
As I read your reply to my comment on the video above, I couldn’t help but think that the overall message I was trying to make…
was completely misunderstood by you.
Classic, the dog ate it.
#PentagonAudit conference interrupted as an Israeli (#ChosenPeople) made #Bitcoin financed #RussianHacker hacked nuclear powered dirigible slams into Trump Plaza. #AllahuAkbar shouts heard just as EMP strike fried all recording equipment, passport evidence (#PaperPassportsRock) unaffected. #DuetTrumpMelania to cover #MoneyMoneyMoney as tribute to #Abba. After the #DirigiblePutOption bonanza bankers (#SonsOfBitches) to request a bailout.
One long ass headline.
headline “Pentagon finds Jimmy Hoffa’s body during audit”
What was the study that was recently done that showed the typical .7ppm of fluoride caused brain damage? I cannot recall what video I saw that mentioned in.
A Scientist Spilled 2 Drops Organic Mercury On Her Hand. This Is What Happened To Her Brain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ7M01jV058
PENTAGON FUNDS LOST IN SPACE
Recently completed audit of Pentagon finances reveals how technological quantum leap turned sour.
After successful 2001 completion of top-secret trillion dollar Jupiter II project for mission to Alpha Centauri, Defense Chiefs have admitted to the mysterious disappearance of a further $9 trillion. Some are accusing the rotten Dr Smith, suspected of being a dirty Ruski agent, or Clinton Foundation protege, or both. The FBI continues to pursue leads of Will Robinson conspiring with sister Penny, and possibly the Robot. However all now agree the additional $9 trillions allocated for the project have vanished without a trace and that nobody could reasonably have predicted their loss in space.
Headline: Facebook profiling AI discovers auditors reporting missing funds are mentally incompetent. Paul Offit chimes in that multiple vaccines now in the pipeline to cure mental incompetency.
When I was visiting Elmendorf AFB, a five-minute laughing fit was inspired when I saw a sign reading: ‘Dripping faucets waste government money.’ Hence, here’s my headline:
‘Down the Drain: DoD Audit Reveals Unauthorized Plumbing Leaks to Blame for Missing $3.3 Trillion’
(Note: the 3.3 trillion encodes ’33’, revealing that it’s of course 100% BS)
** NEWS FLASH **
Pentagon goes completely dark after weaponized AI bot designed to audit servers for threat levels identifies Pentagon as world’s biggest threat.
In the top 3.
“SECRET PENTAGON PROGRAM SPENT $22M ON UFO RESEARCH”
Oh wait, sorry this isnt a fake headline…
i saw this on CBS EVENING NEWS
Missing trillions: Pentagon audit reveals ground breaking technology used to transplant David Rockefellers brain into Sophia. Unfortunately an official spokesman has revealed a last minute mix up has led to Rockefellers brain ending up in a sex robot by mistake. Efforts to retrieve the brain are underway however it’s suspected the robot was sold to a buyer in the Congo. The search continues.
karma is a bitch