Brethren, a vile band of treacherous vermin have infested our land! They speak of a power behind the throne! They believe that the government does not work in their interests, that the banking system is controlled by a few private financiers, that the two-party system is in fact only the illusion of choice! Worse yet, these conspiracy theorists call themselves “founding fathers” and “presidents” and “defense secretaries” and “professors” and FBI agents. Tonight, we call out these traitors and their vile words, that they may be better known.