It’s been quite a year for the Chicken Little overpopulation fearmongers.

First they lost Overpopulation Bomb propagandist and pseudoscience charlatan Paul Ehrlich.

And now they’ve lost Ted Turner.

That’s right, Ted Turner (everyone’s least-favourite media mogul) kicked the bucket this week at the ripe old age of 87. He is survived by five children, fourteen grandchildren and two great-grandchildren—a family whose size, it must be admitted, is rather odd for a depopulation enthusiast who advocated for a one-child policy. But that’s how things roll for the neo-Malthusians: plenty of progeny for me, only one for thee!

So, who was Ted Turner, really? And what does his death actually mean for the depopulation agenda of the globalist jet set?

Let’s find out!