Are you sitting down? Good, because I have some bad news for you: the world ended last Friday.
I know. It’s a lot to take in. But it’s the truth. After all, there’s a well-known, highly cited scientific paper that proves it. And you do Trust The Science™, don’t you?
What’s that? You don’t believe that the world reached infinite human population on Friday and then disappeared in a flash of mathematical impossibility?
Oh, ye of little faith.
OK, then, let me explain it to you…
