The very Reverend Statist Jim Corbett leads the Church of the Holy State (Acapulco congregation) in a Worship Service. In today’s sermon, he exposes the greatest heresy of all: Statheism.
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VIDEO COURTESY: Anarchapulco
THE STATE’S PRAYER
Our leader, who art in the capital,
hallowed by Thy name.
Thy kingdom (or other mutually acceptable form of governance) come.
Thy will be done, in Acapulco as it is in Mexico City.
Give us this day our daily food stamps,
And forgive us our tax arrears, as we forgive the government for putting us into debt.
And lead us not into anarchy, but deliver us from freedom.
For Thine is the democracy, the power and the gory, until the next (s)election.
Amazing state! How sweet the rule
of our wise Congress!
Just pay your tax you stupid fool
and leave the rest to us.
I forsake my sovereignty
and join the party.
I lick boots of authority
and vote my life to thee.
Don’t disrespect the president
Or we’ll jail all of ya!
If you don’t like our government
then move to Somalia.