This week on Sunday(?) Update: the terrorists in government want you to be ready for…something; the Australian Bureau of Meteorology gets caught fudging global warming data; and a strange, meaningless ritual plays out in Israel, Brazil and the US .
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Welcome. This is James Corbett of The Corbett Report with your fallaciously named Sunday Update for Wednesday, November 4, 2026.
And now for the real news.
PREPARE FOR EMERGENCY! PREPARE FOR EMERGENCY! I REPEAT, BE PREPARED TO SURVIVE A CATACLYSMIC EVENT!…
…is what a number of countries around the world are telling their citizens right now in what many online are noting feels like a propaganda campaign to prepare the public for a pre-planned crisis. This crisis, it seems, is to be precipitated by a false flag terror attack, virtual flag cyberattack, manipulated weather catastrophe, engineered financial meltdown or similar shock-and-awe event.
PRESENTER: The government says it is encouraging that people have listened to their advice to stockpile. That advice came last week. But why are they encouraging people to do that and how do we compare with other countries?
SOURCE: Why is the UK telling people to stockpile? | BBC News
WES STREETING MP: We’ll also need to take the country a step further and ask them are they prepared for increasingly sophisticated cyberattacks on our businesses? Are they prepared for the eventuality that there may be disruption to essential supply chains caused by hostile state actors or terrorists? How would we cope if the payment systems of the local supermarket went down?
SOURCE: ‘Be ready’ emergencies checklist updated – but is the PM ready to talk about the possibility of war?
JENNIFER GRIFFIN: It’ s not the end of the world just yet, but the Pentagon is getting ready for anything. A new doomsday plan called “FORTRESS” preps military bases to keep forces operational in the event of a major attack that cripples power grids and other critical infrastructure.
PETE HEGSETH: If an adversary takes down the grid by cyberattack, by sabotage, or by any means, our bases stay lit, our aircraft keep flying, our command centers never go dark.
SOURCE: The Pentagon’s 90-day plan if US power grids go dark | FOX 10 Phoenix
HOSONO GOSHI: I am issuing an emergency request.
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I urge you once again to thoroughly check your homes, secure furniture, stockpile water, food and portable toilets, review hazard maps, confirm evacuation sites and routes, and prepare emergency kits for when you need to evacuate.
SOURCE: Emergency Request from the Disaster Management Agency: Everyone Must Be Thoroughly Prepared
The flurry of fearmongering follows a year of hysterical doomporn in Europe, where Germany, France, Sweden, Ireland and even the EU itself have issued a bevy of warnings, advisories, crisis survival guides and exhortations to stockpile 72-hour “survival kits” to prepare for the nameless, faceless, amorphous disaster that the terrorists in government want you to live in constant fear of.
So strange is the seemingly coordinated campaign to make the public wet its collective pants in fright that many online are speculating that governments are simply converting a decades-old comedy skit into evening news fodder in order to keep people in the low level fear state that makes them compliant and obedient to authority.
QUIZ SHOW HOST: Hello, good evening and remain indoors! This is the quiz broadcast coming to you every Friday—the same day as your food parcels! So, chow down on a protein fudge, take whatever injections are recommended in your sector and prepare to enjoy the show!
SOURCE: That Mitchell and Webb Look – The Quiz Broadcast (Parts 1-9) HD
Veteran conspiracy realists and researchers are using this opportunity to remind the public that crises, wars, terror events and engineered disasters of all sorts no doubt are being prepared by terrorists, but that the real terrorists are the politicians who are trying to scare you with these warnings and who are actively plotting to make these events happen in order to increase their power and control over the public. In the event of the next disaster, calamity or catastrophe, these experts warn, the public should engage in complete, full-scale civil disobedience instead of waiting to be rounded up by the local disaster relief agency and associated authorities.
In other news, Australia’s Bureau of Meteorology got caught with its pants down this week, with the weather office having to concede that its records contain over a century of fudged, faked and otherwise manipulated temperature data. The bureau is denying, however, that this monumental and staggering fraud was perpetrated to gin up the public’s fear over a fake and manipulated global warming crisis.
PRESENTER: Australia’s Bureau of Meteorology has acknowledged errors in its historical temperature records. An independent audit has raised concerns about the accuracy of its data. Researchers identified repeated readings across different years, including temperatures recorded four decades apart.
SOURCE: Independent audit raises questions over accuracy of Australia’s climate data
A report in The Australian shows how this fake data bolstered the phoney global warming narrative by exclusively adjusting the temperature data to be warmer than reality, instead of the mixture of hot and cold temperatures that would be expected if these “errors” were the result of random chance.
The independent audit found that “at Sydney Observatory, maximum temperature adjustments were positive in every year from 1910 to 2020, amounting to 110 years of one-way changes with no net cooling adjustment applied.”
“These are not subtle statistical anomalies,” the author of the audit told the outlet. “They are obvious patterns of human intervention that should have been flagged by any competent quality control system. This is not a transcription error by the same observer—it is a database‐level duplication that persisted through multiple generations of data management, across different computer systems, and through every version of the bureau’s quality control and homogenisation software.”
The Australian Bureau of Meteorology is not the only temperature record that has been deliberately engineered to bolster the false global warming narrative.
In recent years, independent researchers have pointed out similar fabrications in both the US and the UK temperature records.
TONY HELLER: Reality is that scientists at NASA and NOAA alter the data quite openly.
This is the nasa temperature graph for the united states from the year 1999 it showed that the warmest year in the United States was 1934, with a cooling trend through the 1990s. The second warmest year was 1998, which was 0.6 degrees celsius cooler than 1934.
And here’s the current version of the same graph through the end of the 20th century. Now they show warming from the 1930s through the end of the 20th century, with 1998 warmer than 1934.
BENT KROCKMAN: And the loser is:
The UK Met Office for LITERALLY MAKING UP 103 FAKE TEMPERATURE STATIONS AND REPORTING 30-YEAR AVERAGES FROM THOSE NON-EXISTENT SITES!
That’s right, as originally reported by Ray Sanders and followed up in a series of extensive reports by The Daily Sceptic, the UK’s national weather and climate service has been involved in a massive, ongoing scheme to control the future by controlling the past, creating data for 103 of their 302 weather stations that seemingly do not exist!
The site for “Dungeness,” for example, provides 30-year rolling temperature averages from 1960 to 2020 but fails to disclose that the station in fact closed in 1986. Through diligent efforts and actual reporting, Sanders was able to obtain records via a Freedom of Information request that allowed him to determine which stations actually exist.
Keep in mind, this is the same Met Office that lists an airport weather station that goes back to 1873 (30 years before airplanes were invented!) and that keeps a record in which 80% of their listed weather stations are sited in locations that had internationally recognized “uncertainties” between 2-5°C, making the purported tenths of a degree of “global warming” in recent decades statistically meaningless!
No word yet on whether Al Gore is likely to change his forecast that the Arctic will be ice free by the year 2014 in light of this new scandal.
And finally this week, reports are emerging of a baffling phenomenon playing out in the US, Israel and Brazil. Masses of people have been spotted converging on centralized locations throughout these countries to pull levers, push touch screens or make marks on slips of paper that they then dutifully stuff into boxes. Hours later, announcements are made and half the population cheers and the other half jeers as a man is proclaimed the country’s new temporary ruler.
Some people seem to be delighted by these events. Others seem to be enraged by them. All of them, however, seem to be completely oblivious as to the meaning of this ritual, the actual views of their would-be leaders, or how the entire spectacle is used to keep the people of the world divided and conquered by an oligarchical elite that rules from behind the scenes.
DAVRAM STIEFLER: What do you like so much about Donald Trump?
WOMAN: Everything. He does what he says.
STIEFLER: Donald Trump does what he says?
WOMAN: Yep.
SOURCE: SIOUX CITY TRUMP RALLY
DONALD TRUMP: I’ve kept every single promise I made, except far more. I’ve actually kept far more promises than I made.
SOURCE: Haley Stevens Flips Against El-Sayed & the Media Goes Poll-Crazy | The Daily Show
STIEFLER: So, many people point out the war in Ukraine. He said he was going to end it on day one. What do you think about that?
WOMAN: I don’t know that much about it, so I shouldn’t say anything.
STIEFLER: Well, it’s okay. It’s just something he said he was going to do. Wasn’t able to do it.
WOMAN: Um, I didn’t hear him say it, so and I don’t know that much about it.
STIEFLER: So, um, what else would you want to leave people with? We’re right around the corner for the midterms. What do you want to tell people?
WOMAN: Go out and vote red.
SOURCE: SIOUX CITY TRUMP RALLY
Observers of these events have discerned that the phenomenon seems to take place every two to four years, but it is not yet understood why people are doing this nor why they seem so excited and/or aggrieved by the results of this process, as it changes absolutely nothing in these people’s lives. Given the tribal colours, banners and group gatherings involved, some speculate that this is a strange type of sporting event minus the thrill of seeing athletes competing in games of skill.
It’s also yet to be determined why about half the population in each of these countries claims that the process is legitimate and fair, when that same half of the population was complaining that the process was rigged and staged the last time the process did not turn out in their favour.
Sunday Update will continue to report on the matter, and I’ll let you know if the rationale for this seemingly meaningless ritual is ever discovered.
And that’s the news you won’t hear anywhere else.
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