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On November 8, 2016, Vladimir Putin won the US presidential election by getting his Manchurian Candidate, Доналд Трумп, into the White House as the crowning achievement of a decades-long plan to use pee tape kompromat and real estate deals that never happened to get a reality TV star installed in the Oval Office.
12-D chess master Putin then used that mind-controlled puppet to increase sanctions on Russia, expel dozens of Russian diplomats, sell arms to Ukraine, withdraw from the INF treaty, build up NATO troops on the Russian border, stage a coup in Venezuela, and generally make life worse for Russia as part of his grand scheme to enable the rise of a new Russian Empire.
Mind-controlling the US public with hundreds of dollars of Facebook Jesus memes, this modern-day Czar carefully rigged the election by (not) hacking into any voting systems and by (not) hacking into the DNC servers, revealing that the DNC had rigged the election against 27 Dollars and in favour of Why Aren’t I 50 Points Ahead, You Might Ask.
Luckily, the valiant US media was all over the case.
The intelligence agencies knew what to do.
And Saint Mueller was on the job commanding an army of 40 agents, 2,800 subpoenas, 500 search warrants, 500 witnesses, 230 communication records and a partridge in a pear tree, so we all knew that the walls are closing in.
The media admitted that the story was mostly bullshit, but that’s OK because we’re living in a post-truth world and democracy dies in darkness.
The intelligence agencies admitted they meddle in other country’s elections, but that’s OK because it’s “only for a good cause.”
The #Resistance spent years supporting disgraced attorneys, deranged liars and anyone else who would support their narrative, but that’s OK because votes only count when your candidate wins.
And after two years of investigation, Mueller delivered a report that brought some “troubling news . . . our president is not a Russian asset,” but that’s OK because everyone knows Trump is a Russian agent anyway, so who needs that stupid Mueller guy?
And now President Putin and his orange Cheeto puppet are laughing all the way to the brink of nuclear war in the Cold War 2.0 cheered on by the neo-neocons and their neolib friends and made possible by a neo-McCarthyist purge of dissenting voices.
This is the official story of Russiagate as brought to you by the MSM that delivered the hard truths on weapons of mass destruction and Gaddafi viagra and black holes.
If you doubt any part of this story. you are a no-good, dirty, treasonous, alt-right Russian bot troll who deserves to be censored from the internet forever.
If you love truth, sunshine, ice cream, rainbows, kitty cats and the 4th of July, then you will never question any part of this story.
EVER.
This message has been brought to you by the Friends of the DNC, MSMBS, the Rachel Maddow Retirement Fund, Clinton For 2020 and the CIA.
And remember, Ignorance Is Strength!
James: I love it!
That humor went by so fast, I’ve already watched it three times.
Classic!
I am gonna go through the transcripts next.
(Evidently, Trump, at the Michigan Rally the other night, really threw out the insults.)
I’m Доналд Трумп and I approve this message!
Talking about the hacking of the DNC servers, it would have been nice if you somehow had worked in the name “Seth Rich” who allegedly got murdered for it.
Well done James! Thank you for all your great work
Jean-Joseph Mouret would be proud to know his music was put to such good use!
Good work – another pertinent summation here
http://www.theblogmire.com/mueller-finally-gives-up-his-two-year-search-for-a-non-existent-needle-but-the-hunt-continues/
It now moves to “yellow man bad” and “wikileaks bad” and “Russia evil”.
In combination with Climate scare and Vaccine pushers.
The US has fallen both in Press and education.
And infrastructure, due to bad weather and bad maintenance.
Zerohedge goes into the “Russia evil” hype:
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-29/why-therell-be-no-us-russia-reset-post-mueller
Note that the Russian “Hack” is impossible according to
NSA whistleblower.
“Listen to Bill Binney. Russiagate is a Worse Hoax than You Thought”
See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9TyASfZV0c
(posted this before, but this seems the right place)
The REAL hack of the DNC was by the Awan family.
The Truth About The Awan Family Democrat IT Scandal |
Debbie Wasserman Schultz Exposed – Stephan Molyneux
See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKzzyOsvajc
Summary: the system administration was compromised by a family that
collected passwords and emails and were known for blackmailing people.
This is besides the private server that Clinton’s used to make illegal deals, and to spread top-secret information to foreign partners,
and to do pay-to-play politics. (all illegal)
And then we have the legal problem of the illegal Clinton foundation
that also used campaign funds to white-wash money.
And the DNC, which was bankrupted and then funded by the Clintons,
used their power to block the very popular candidate Bernie.
Seems like the democrats had a good reason to create an enemy as a distraction.
The War-industry-complex also could use a new enemy, so now
the US has created a cold war with Russia and China.
Donald Trumpski lol
Patriarch Kirill blesses you! This brings feelings of joy & laughter to us all. Thank you James, Broc!
Bitchute works in New Zealand – just confirmed it again.
I don’t mean to rain on anyone’s parade, but for me, the whole Russiagate shebang lacks the veneer of grand conspiracy theories. Not only was it based on absolutely nothing but hearsay (which was officially admitted in the end), but there were no massive live drills going on. There were also no explosions, no fake gas attacks, (almost) no corpses, no hostage situations; just media hysteria.
Of course, I don’t expect it to die any time soon, it will reverberate for years to come, just like the global warming trope even though it has been rebranded a good while ago.
Beyond Censorship: Destroying Free Thought Online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLAHkdm21ao
All of you people who insist on using social media lightly are sure missing a lot.
manbearpig says:
“My first good laugh of the decade rediscovering this unique work!”
Gosh!
This 3 minutes is extraordinary!
Watching it again, I still get the big grin.
Another triumph, James (and Brock). Happy New Years to the sunny climes from the western shores.
Does anyone know the classical music piece from the beginning of this and the 9/11 in 5 minutes piece from James, btw?
stephen, a commenter with a name similar to yours, sTevo, mentioned the composer’s name above: Jean-Joseph Mouret. The only reason I was able to find the name of the piece, “Rondeau,” is because I recognized it as the theme song of the PBS program MASTERPIECE THEATRE.
Thanks, m8. I need to school myself more on classical music. Such a perfect song selection, though, for James’ ironic takes on these conspiracy topics!
Oh, right…Masterpiece Theater has that song as well. Filing away in the mental roledex, umder ‘classical’ 😉 Cheers!
Dog gone, CQ. I need to start eating some of that brain food that you Houston folks are eating.
Thanks fellas.
(1 minute)
Jean-Joseph Mouret: Rondeau from “Sinfonie de Fanfares”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZQG-DZy7uY&feature=youtu.be&t=19s